Apples

Peanut: "Mommy, you look different when you wear that purple shirt and those black pants."

Me: "What do you mean, different?"

Peanut: "I don't know, you just look different."

(The purple shirt and black pants are my workout clothes.)

A week or so later...I am now wearing a pink shirt and black shorts.

Peanut: "Mommy, you don't look different when you wear that."

Me: "Huh? What you mean?"

Peanut: "I mean you only look different when you wear the purple shirt and black pants."

That's it. I'm not letting this lie. I have to know what he means.

Me: "Do I look taller when I wear that outfit?"

Peanut: "No, you just look skinny or somethin'."

Me: Hmph. "Well, how you do like them apples?"

Peanut: "Yeah, I like apples."