Peanut: "Nicholas* said the f-word and the b-word together."
(*this friend from preschool's name has been changed to protect suspect's identity)
Trophy Hub: "He did? What are those words?"
Silence. But a very big 5 year old grin.
Trophy Hub: "Peanut, it's ok for you to say the word to me just this one time."
Peanut: "Ok, the b-word is (whispering now) 'dumb'. And the f-word is 'shut up'."
Ok, by now I am just dying. I had a napkin to my face and I had tears I was laughing so hard. Trophy Hub knows my complete inability to control my laughter so he had full control of this conversation.
Peanut: "Oh, yeah! AND he said the a-word."
Trophy Hub: "What is the a-word?"
Peanut: "Stupid."
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