Bear

And the latest in the " 'Oh, no he didn't' news"...read this. I would have gone mama bear on his ass.

That reminds me of this:

In this life I'm a woman.

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're

sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat away anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.

He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.