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I'm not even sure what he did to make me say it.

Me: "Peanut, you're full of beans and wieners."

Peanut: "Mom, do you even know what wieners are?" (giggling)

Me: "Um, hot dogs."

Peanut: (giggling) "No, they're not."

Me: "What are they then?"

Peanut: "A wiener is a penis."

Note taken.