Peanut: "Mommy, you look different when you wear that purple shirt and those black pants."
Me: "What do you mean, different?"
Peanut: "I don't know, you just look different."
(The purple shirt and black pants are my workout clothes.)
A week or so later...I am now wearing a pink shirt and black shorts.
Peanut: "Mommy, you don't look different when you wear that."
Me: "Huh? What you mean?"
Peanut: "I mean you only look different when you wear the purple shirt and black pants."
That's it. I'm not letting this lie. I have to know what he means.
Me: "Do I look taller when I wear that outfit?"
Peanut: "No, you just look skinny or somethin'."
Me: Hmph. "Well, how you do like them apples?"
Peanut: "Yeah, I like apples."
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