Sometimes I can hardly believe the things that come out of my mouth when speaking to my children. Here are a few examples of what I've said in the last 24 hours...
"Don't lick my face."
"Quit growling."
"Don't put the brownie in your pants."
"Yay! You have turds!"
Being a mommy is so glamorous.
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