Tub floater

I was in our bathroom with Peanut getting him in the shower and Bubba started hollering from the tub in their bathroom that he had to go potty. I came running to get him out of the tub and onto the hopper, but had already gotten out and was doing his business. Then I looked at the tub..... Oh.

My.

Goodness.

What.

Is.

That?

It's a rhino. Duh. What did you think it was?? Sicko.